November 2011
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“Wherever I go, I meet myself.”
– Tozan (via u1a)
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Frank Darabont's original script for Indiana Jones... →
This is amazing, I can’t believe George Lucas declined this
“You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo.”
– Satan (via vintagesouls-)
October 2011
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September 2011
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I really don’t care if people drown anymore I just wanna make sure I get my overtime pay and then go to school because I hate pretty much every member at this country club (except for several of the more adorable toddlers) and I hate our disturbingly happy general manager who in all honesty is probably embezzling money.
if there were a guide for how NOT to raise your children it would be...
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August 2011
26 posts
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Life has no meaning without ambition: I feel like... →
im1004:
I feel like everyone on tumblr should know “Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset” because it seems to describe 90% of the people on here.
Looking kind of anxious in your cross-armed stance Like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance And I claim I’m not excited with my life anymore
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To those who spent their time watching the VMAs instead of Breaking Bad, or say, anything else for that matter, you wasted your time.
shit is about to explode real fast. it’s been a slow burn so far this season but I do not foresee that being the case for much longer.
as for the VMAs, I can honestly say it doesn’t bother me that you watch it, but the fact that anybody thinks it means...
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“The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. It should transcend...”
– Albert Einstein (via im1004)
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
True.
(via helpmeflyyy)
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up late and i'm writing
i would really, really like to keep this up. specifically for the sake of my handwriting, which could stand a to go through several metamorphoses.
anyway, i’m sure you were all really thrilled to hear this news, so i’ll just go back to writing as much as i can, and not watching reruns of How I Met Your Mother.
Okay maybe I’ll watch several reruns, but after that, it’s...
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the worst part about any surgery is the part when your mom cooks bacon that morning and YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY because of anestesia and in this case general mouth related problems
well, I’m off to go have teeth removed by an elderly jewish man wish me luck!
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DONE: went to work, got chick fil a, got in a pretty good OPT workout (by pretty good I mean I didn’t pass out/puke because I’m really that outta shape), watched ancient aliens
TO DO: shower, feed the dogs, i guess i’ll play with em too, visit my beautiful girlfriend at her place of employment, hang out with my buddies Sandy and Ira who I haven’t seen in ages
turned out...
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my dog shit behind the tv AGAIN last night while I was downstairs. let me tell you that coming up from the basement to the wafting smell of DOG SHIT is not a pleasant experience. neither is searching for said shit, or the entirety of the cleaning up process.
why am i so nice to this dog
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so i just walked through an enormous spider web that I KNOW a huge spider lives in and then proceeded to smack the shit out of my legs until i was sufficiently pleased that nothing could have survived my onslaught of slaps
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Just worked out (really) for the first time since...
let’s just say its gonna be a while before I can even really consider myself back in shape… oh boy
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Atmosphere - Fuck You Lucy
[“Fuck...
July 2011
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Watchthedailywhat:
TV Show Trailer of the Day: The first full trailer for season 2 of AMC’s The Walking Dead, which premiered at the show’s Comic-Con panel, gives us four intense minutes of footage.
At the panel, showrunner Frank Darabont said that season 2 will pick up right where season 1 left off, with no time jump, and Walking Dead comic creator Robert Kirkman promised “it will blow your...
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do you ever wake up in the morning and then can’t fall asleep again because you’re hungry? my two favorite things are tearing me apart!
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80FT OCTOPUS: So far this nannying thing has... →
80ftoctopus:
That’s not a slight on the parenting of this particular kid (not by a long shot) but rather on the kind of bullshit, normative entertainment meant for kids as an audience.
My panties are in a bunch because the Disney channel hasn’t managed to develop past the inclusion of a traditionally…
file under: things i could not have possibly said better myself
drinking with my parents and their friends turned out much better than i expected. huzzah for that!
how is everyone doing?
June 2011
36 posts
Anonymous asked: you give off vibes of being a total jackass. i think you're fake and your entire life is a load of bullshit. you have double standards in everything. i think you need to take a look at your life and realize that maybe you aren't as fucking grand as you seem to think you are and start appreciating the things in your life that you are lucky enough to have, instead of bitching and moaning...
CBC.ca | Q | Should we eat meat? Anthony Bourdain... →
Very interesting. Good points on both sides, and it definitely got some wheels turning for me..
Anonymous asked: I think you're an asshole.
