I really don’t care if people drown anymore I just wanna make sure I get my overtime pay and then go to school because I hate pretty much every member at this country club (except for several of the more adorable toddlers) and I hate our disturbingly happy general manager who in all honesty is probably embezzling money.

if there were a guide for how NOT to raise your children it would be written by the members of this country club

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